How did I only just find out about this? (oh right, because it’s Britney Spears)

April 21, 2009 at 10:38 pm (Uncategorized)

Here’s how much of a rock I’ve been under for the last 5 months or so, totally oblivious to the world.

Britney Spears has released a song:

1. Using her best Stupid Robot Voice, of which I’m a fan (sort of);
2. Which uses my name;
3. Which uses my name to spell out an obscenity.

… it was like, last year when the song came out and I just found out about it five minutes ago. I’m pretty disappointed in you all for not bringing this to my attention sooner. C’mon, people.

I have enough distance from pop culture to find the song to be hilariously awful instead of just… awful. Which is a good thing, because otherwise I’d just be annoyed.